D♯ is like a D, just more. The same way your Data is just more once you sharpen it.
D♯ vibrates at a higher frequency than just an ordinary D. So it makes sense that a reporting solution generated with D♯ is delivered faster than solutions created using traditional methods.
Even a sine wave, the dullest of all waveforms, becomes sharper when it rises to the next level. Just take a listen to this D:
Then compare it to this D♯:
You will find that the latter is better. To be fair, though, that D♯ consists of a whole bunch of sine waves, simply because it can handle so much more in the same time.
Enough of this silliness. I would like to leave you on a high note. I hope this will strike a chord and resonate with you.